scheherazadesdiary:

laughterkey:

tehawesome:

"How do you like living alone, Henry?" I ask myself.
"I’ve got a better question," I reply. "What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?"

#i live alone

are they drinking detergent
I will not be your “sometimes”. - Six Word Story #2 (via whispersofstardust)

(via marstheplanett)


spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

internetexplorers:

mom i’m breaking up with you you’re too clingy

(via trust)

gwenstafuckme:

It ain’t gonna suck itself
对不起, 让你遇上了我
I’m sorry that you met me.
- (via nsnklv)

(Source: translated-feels, via tuprincesanessa)


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