awkwardlysasstastic:

my school’s jokes are actually getting funny
thats-so-meme:

ideal date

harrysthefather:

DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THAT I CAN BE SAD FOR NO REASON 

(via des-tructive-souls)

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife
so-personal:

everything personal♡
sometimes-butts:

ibnuprofen:

hotdog-friend:

is that butter

no it’s stonehenge

I can’t believe it’s not butter
I wanna do bad things to you, but good things for you - (via sm0keandfxck)

(via chelszeaa)


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